Sarcastic Pig Tote Bag: "If Swearing Burned Calories..." - Your Choice of Natural or White!

Unleash your inner sass with this hilarious and relatable tote bag! Featuring a feisty, pigtailed pig sporting glasses and a "FUCK" sign, this design perfectly captures that mood when you just need to let it all out. The bold, playful text "If Swearing Burned Calories I'd Be A Skinny Bitch By Now!" is sure to turn heads and spark conversations, making it the perfect accessory for anyone who appreciates a touch of humor and a lot of attitude.

Beyond its undeniable charm, this tote bag is designed for daily convenience and durability. It's ideal for carrying your essentials, whether you're heading to the market, the gym, or just out for a casual day. Made with eco-conscious 100% cotton fabric, you can feel good about your grab-and-go choice. And with reinforced stitching on the handles, it’s built to keep up with your busy, calorie-burning (or not!) life. Make a statement and lighten your load with this unique and spirited design.

Choose the perfect backdrop for your sassy pig with our versatile color options. Tailor your style by selecting either a crisp White or an earthy Natural tote. Please note, for the Natural color tote bags, any whites in your design will be treated as transparent during the printing process, ensuring optimal results for this charming design.

• Reinforced stitching on handles for superior stability
• Large printable area for front & back to showcase the full design
• Generous 10-liter capacity to carry all your essentials
• Crafted from 100% cotton for a soft, durable feel
• Lightweight yet sturdy fabric: 3 - 5 oz/yard² (100 - 170 g/m²)

Each bag is made on demand, with no minimums, so you can easily get your hands on this fun and functional accessory. Embrace your playful side—choose your favorite color and order your Swearing Calories Tote Bag today!